iPhone Mistletoe, just another tool for Christmas party perverts
Oh, my. Now we’ve seen it all. The latest holiday addition to the App Store drops the bar to a new low for iPhone apps. This time around we’re asked to fork over a buck to turn our iPhone or iPod touch into a mistletoe simulator. Say what?
Seriously. The Mistletoe iPhone app from Chili X claims to be an “interactive mistletoe simulator”. A color picture of mistletoe is the simulator part, and the interactive part is the sound of jingle bells that ring when you gently shake the iPhone.
You can bet our pervy Uncle Martin will be at the next family gathering with this sucker loaded up on his iPhone ready to go. Thankfully, the app has that jingle bell sound which should send the ladies packing from Uncle Martin’s wet lips and sour eggnog breath.
We think most perverts will be too smart to pay a dollar for this rip off. Even pervs know that most people don’t know what mistletoe looks like so anything green will do, like a sprig of Douglas Fir, or even a green handkerchief. Yeah, a green handkerchief soaked in chloroform. Now that’s a guaranteed Christmas kiss.
- Mistletoe iPhone app
– $.99 [app store]
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that’s a terrible app
even worse, they expect you to buy it!